“You’re not going off and having ghost sex with Natalie on my birthday.” He shrugs. “That was once.” I stare at him. “Three times but it was an accident each time,” he says as he leans back on the couch. “How do you accidentally have sex with someone?” “It’s like ‘Oh whoops. This is my dick’ and she’s like ‘Oh whoops. This is my vagina’ and then you see what happens when you put them together.”
