The Stalking Dead (Gang of Ghouls, #1)

by Eva Chase

Near-death experiences have this funny way of putting everything else in perspective.

What a line to have as your opener for your whole series. lol

Here was hoping it turned out that I’d gotten enough distance from my own mess to help clean up other people’s messiness.

“Keep it together, Fred,” I told it. “If I can get through this catastrophe of a day, so can you.” My grandfather had always named his cars, but he’d given them women’s names, with a gag-worthy comment about women’s duty to carry the load. I’d vowed to always name mine as men, because if I was going to ride anything, it’d be a dude.

Your grandfather sounds like an asshole.

I’d rather live free for a short while than be tied up in some straitjacket of politeness for an eternity.

“I’m going to rebuild the Skullbreakers and remake our name—but I came back for you. I already had one life that was all about me. In this one, you come first.”

I’d summoned an army of fucking frogs.

XD i can't breath