How to Survive Your Murder
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She figured they’d look seriously sick holding a chain saw, like the guy in that freaky chain saw movie, Jason, or whatever his name was.
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you’re going to chase people through the maze, and you’re going to be fucking scary while you do it,
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“Ed Gein inspired Psycho, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, and even The Silence of the Lambs. He’s iconic.”
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She tolerated them, and she really liked some of the quieter, more suspenseful Japanese horror films, like Dark Water, but all in all, horror wasn’t her genre.
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Texas Chainsaw–themed party
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I thought we were going to watch Black Christmas?
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Billy-leaping-in-through-Sidney’s-window-type scare.
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Neve Campbell and Jennifer Love Hewitt played Final Girls,
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Hush, a 2016 slasher about a deaf writer being stalked by a murderous psychopath in the woods. I’d seen it five times.
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“Katie Holmes, Disturbing Behavior,”
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prosaic
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watching Creep on my laptop.
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Scream where Sidney was running
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from Ghostface and turned the corner and ran into Billy.
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The Invitation? It was intense. Thanks for the rec.”
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I once heard about how the movie Saw was inspired by a news report about a man who broke into people’s houses to tickle the feet of sleeping children.
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According to Claire, the world was gameable.
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“You don’t actually have to be a serial killer to hurt someone with a chain saw, you know,”
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“Come on, Alley Cat. You’re not seriously going to let me go through the scary maze on my own, are you? If you don’t come with me, I might die.”
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Texas Chainsaw was scream, that Scream’s Sidney Prescott was iconic, and that the best slashers of the ’70s and ’80s were the ones where the Final Girls actually fought back.
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The Wilhelm scream is a stock sound effect that’s been used in films, television, and video games since the ’50s. It’s been in Star Wars, Game of Thrones, even a few Pixar movies.
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If you want to be a Final Girl, you’ve got to blend in.”
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“It’s very Craft-era Fairuza Balk.”
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I listened to your last episode, and it made me want to vomit blood, but the new mics are sounding pretty good.
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The Final Girls are what the How to Be a Final Girl fans all call themselves.
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Urban Legend. (Another ’90s slasher. Gory. Terrible. I’ve seen it twelve times.)
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I did the entire assignment before Michael Myers finished killing his family in the first five minutes of Halloween.
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It’s not like she’s the Hannibal Lecter to my Clarice Starling.