Dearly Devoted Dexter (Dexter, #2)

by Jeff Lindsay

There is just so very much blood in two human beings, and when somebody decides to let it all out at once it makes a terrible and unattractive mess, which I find deeply offensive.

I know family comes first, but shouldn't that mean after breakfast?

Ah, memory. Isn't it a lovely thing? Even when we are in the middle of the worst of times, we have our memories to cheer us.