“Hey, calm down,” he cries, his voice cracking. “Let’s talk about this.” “I don’t want to talk.” I’m approaching like a lioness on her prey. “Okay, listen,” he begs, “when I decided to prank you, I was . . .” He shakes his head and sighs. “I was young and dumb.” “That was ten minutes ago!” “Yeah, but my growth is exponential. You know, most people’s growth is linear, but I grow more and more each day, each second.”
FREAKING RIDICULOUS BUT WHY I LAUGHING AT HIM 🤣
