“Could she be leading a double life? Maybe she’s secretly a mule for the cartel, and at this very moment she’s smuggling drugs over the border. That’d be pretty crazy, though, because all my mom talks about is promise me you won’t do drugs, and here she is, smuggling. How hypocritical.” My mom looks at him with parted lips. She has no idea what to say to him, and it’s . . . hilarious. It’s hysterical. I don’t think I’ve ever seen her so speechless. I laugh. I can’t help it. Everything he just said is the most ridiculous nonsense I’ve ever heard, and his fearlessness is even more ridiculous.
boy is so hilarious 🤣
