“You really want to cause mass extinction for those names? Moan them, little mouse, I dare you. Whichever ones you choose, not a single man by that name will fucking exist anymore. How about we start with Chad? We can definitely live without the Chads in the world.” My mouth pops open. “That is so… excessive.” He shrugs, turning to take the mac ‘n’ cheese out of the oven, “Doesn’t change a damn thing.”