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Then Bianca came into my life and changed every fucking thing I thought I knew, myself included. Now, there I was with some chick who wasn’t my bumblebee, slobbing my knob. Celeste sucked me deep into her mouth and gagged. I winced as she caught me with her teeth. And again. Fuck, is she a goddamn beaver gnawing on my log?
“I-I gotta get out of here,” I shouted, fisting my hair. “I fucked up. Fuck. Fuck!” “Easy, man. It’s just some pussy. We aren’t judging you for getting off in front of everyone,” Hail said with a laugh. I shoved past him and stumbled to the door, ready to vomit. “Here, kitty, kitty, kitty,” I called out, pulling the door open and falling into the hall. I crashed against the opposite wall as Drake called out to see if I was OK. “The cats! The fucking cats can drive! I’m going insane. I fucked up!” I rushed away to the confused cackle of the goats and a suspicious looking leopard. God, I hated
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I fucking DIED HAHAHAH
“Oh-oh that’s just fucking…you know what, you oversized fucking German shitbrain? You could’ve told me the king of kings was hiding in the shadows. But no. It’s like you’re trying to get me murdered.” “What?” I asked, still confused. “Why is your half-naked, crazy ass here, you Russian fuck-cheese?”
I fucking love their banter
much. I slammed back two glasses while Vasiliev continued to ramble about shit that wasn’t here. He even screamed about the leprechauns in my closet and asked me why I had such a bug infestation.
LMAOOOOOO
