John Dies at the End (John Dies at the End, #1)

by David Wong

never sleep another full night, never really lose yourself in a movie again, never feel at one with the human race until the day you die.

“I knew a man No, I made that part up

Or, a couple of sorority girls dealing with their grief through a series of erotic massages …

That ability to see the right choice, but not until several hours have passed since making the wrong one? That’s what makes a person a dumbass, folks.