John Dies at the End (John Dies at the End, #1)

by David Wong

Guys like him, the ones who grip the Bible so tight they leave fingernail grooves, they’re the ones who are the most scared of their dark side. Always going too far the other way, fighting for the Lord, often just because it gives them an excuse to fight.

It was the pink elephant in the room, the thunderous fart in the elevator.

You’re the kind of man a man wants when a man wants a man.”