John Dies at the End (John Dies at the End, #1)

by David Wong

There’s no magic, Mr. Wong. Just knowing tricks the other guy doesn’t know about.”

when you read the Bible, the Devil looks back at you through the pages.”

“I don’t think the jungle sounds would help me sleep. Reminds me a little too much of Vietnam.”

A hand grabbed me again from the crowd, its sleeve on fire— A firearm!

When a man plans, a woman laughs.

learn to enjoy creating for the sake of it, because I’m telling you that whether or not you ever “make it” in this or any other field depends on a bunch of factors that aren’t in your control.

Hard work is a prerequisite; it’s not enough on its own.