Forever Odd (Odd Thomas, #2)

by Dean Koontz

I continued through the lamplight that spilled from Danny’s room, where Demi Moore still looked luminous and the Elephant Man still looked pachydermous.

When she returned, she smiled and said, “We were at the movies once, and this dork took two phone calls during the film. Later we followed him, and Andre broke both his legs with a baseball bat.” This proved that even the most evil people could occasionally have a socially responsible impulse.