According to her, she’s not ambitious, just easily bored and in need of stimulation. I have frequently offered to stimulate her. She says she’s talking about mental stimulation. I tell her that, in case she hasn’t noticed, I do have a brain. She says there’s definitely no brain in my one-eyed snake and that what might be in my big head is still open to debate. “Why do you think I sometimes call you Pooh?” she once asked. “Because I’m cuddly?” “Because Pooh’s head is full of stuffin’.”
