Definitely Dead (Sookie Stackhouse, #6)

by Charlaine Harris

If you’re in the know supernaturally, you’ll spot the ear surgery, and you’ll know Claude is a fairy. I’m not using the pejorative term for his sexual orientation. I mean it literally; Claude’s a fairy.

Thanks for the clarity Sookie 😂😂

“I’m not at all like Hadley, all the way through,” I said flatly. “Well, that’s good. Hadley was pretty awful,” Amelia said unexpectedly. “Whoops. Sorry, I’m not tactful.”

Gee, I definitely didn’t get that vibe at all considering you let yourself into the apartment and woke someone from sleep by yanking on their toes??

Hadley had always been a coffee freak, so I’d figured that even as a vampire she’d kept a supply of her favorite beverage. I opened the cabinet above the pot, and behold—two cans of Community Coffee

Coffee freak Drinking community coffee Baby, your cousin wasn’t a coffee freak.

She didn’t know that she’d be dead by then; finally, definitely dead.

HAH HAH