“You’re welcome. Now, if you’ll pardon me, I have a party to attend where I will most likely accidentally tell everyone what I’ve witnessed. I hope you didn’t expect me to keep this a secret. I have ADHD, so I tend to hyperfocus on things that confuse me. And this is very, very confusing.” “You can’t use that as an excuse—” “That’s ableist, and I won’t stand for it. Of course I can.”