“He’s threatening an old woman!” someone cried. “She,” someone else corrected him. “Just because we despise them doesn’t mean we can’t respect their pronouns. Don’t be a dick, Ernie. It’s not a good look.” “Sorry. Sorry, everyone! I got caught up in the heat of the moment, but that’s no excuse. I will take what I’ve learned today and try to be a better person. She’s threatening an old woman! Get them!”
