“I mean, everyone says New Yorkers are assholes. And like, it’s true. Kind of. But the real thing about New York is that everyone is so crammed together, is so busy, that the city operates like this one huge organism. You have to be efficient ordering your bagel and know what you want before you get to the counter because if you don’t then you hold someone else up. You have to walk fast on the street for the same reason. You can’t disrupt the flow. It’s respect for community, you know, the whole. But here…” He waves his large hand. “Everything is so spread out. There’s no city center, just
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