Maeve Fly

by C.J. Leede

I suspected she came from Missouri, maybe Arkansas. She had that look about her that said she grew up reigning over the aisles of Superstores with her girlfriends and visiting that homophobic chicken place every Saturday night, as they would naturally be closed on Sunday, and she would be eating Christ flesh then anyway.

So this is Golden Boy Gideon. Kate may have called him a genius, but he’s clearly a nonspecific athletic male. It’s incredible the diversity of creature produced from a single womb.