Swoon

by Lauren Rowe

I’m pretty sure she’s gonna start work on the movie set tomorrow, now that I’m no longer there. So, we’re gonna show up and I’m gonna sweep her off her feet! Ka-bam!” “Why has Amy been ghosting you?” “Because I’m an idiot. I’ll tell you about it in person. Are you coming here or am I going there? Time’s a-ticking.” “You’d better come here. I just smoked a huge bowl.” I chuckle. “Okay, I’m on my way. Stay awake for me.” “You’d better pack an overnight bag. Depending how long it takes us to pound out this ‘perfect’ love song, you might want to crash here tonight, so we can drive to the studio and the taping together tomorrow.” “Good thinking. I’ll be there in twenty, Fish Head. Thanks.” “Make it forty and grab me a pizza on your way. Ally’s having dinner at her mom’s tonight. I’m hungry.” “There’s no time, Fish Head.” “You want to exploit my songwriting skillz, then you need to feed me, Seymour.” “Fine. One pizza coming up. Stay awake for me.” “Make it two pizzas.” He snorts. “I smoked a lot of weed.” Where does this lanky man put all the food he eats? “Fine,” I say, exasperated. “Two pizzas. Just don’t pass out on me before I get there.” “Roger.” “Rabbit. See you soon.”

Poor Fish drafted to help Colin write Amy a song