“No need to thank me,” I say, sounding remarkably calm. “I’m not the one who’s going to pay your salary, remember? Which, by the way, will almost certainly be total shit.” “I’d do the job for free!” Amy sings out, before doing a little shimmy that makes my tingling dick begin to thicken. Shit. “Why don’t you stay at my place that week?” I say, even though I probably shouldn’t. “I’ve got a guest room. Why not?” You know why not, my brain answers. Shut the fuck up, my hard-on replies. Amy thanks me again, just as a car horn blares in passing.