“Look, man, I know you thought you were helping Amy out,” I say, “but you have no idea what a hit that poor girl’s confidence took when nobody hit on her for the rest of the tour. Amy spent the next nine months thinking she’s not fuckable enough to get hit on.” Caleb’s snorts. “Quite the opposite. Who wouldn’t want to get with a sweet, goofy little born-again virgin who makes the silliest facial expressions you’ve ever seen in your life?” “Oh my God! Amy’s facial expressions!” “Hilarious.” “Right?” We both laugh. “Poor Amy,” I mutter. “Hey, would you mind me telling her what you did to her
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Aww C-bomb is a secret nice guy
