Swoon

by Lauren Rowe

Honestly, I’d much rather have an amazing girlfriend, than sleep with a succession of groupies. Unfortunately, I’ve discovered that finding true love is a lot easier said than done.” “What? Dude, you’re the drummer of 22 Goats!” “That’s the problem. I live in LA. Everyone I meet there is an aspiring model, actress, singer, or influencer who thinks hooking up with the drummer from 22 Goats will somehow boost her career.” “So what? If a woman wants to use you for your connections or money or whatever, let her try. Doesn’t mean you have to let her succeed.” I press my lips together and look out the car window at passing traffic. Dudes who’ve never been in my shoes always think that way. But they couldn’t be more wrong about the realities of my situation. The toll it takes on a person to constantly feel like a mark. To never know if you can completely trust someone. Or worse, to trust someone and find out you were wrong to do it.

Colin wants a real relationship nobody using him to advance their careers