“The good news is, with that guy off the market, the world is your oyster.” “Yeah, but I’m not a god,” I tease. “You’re a demi-god, though.” We both laugh. “You really are the best hype-man, ever, Timothy. May I call you that?” “Please do.” His eyes crinkle in the rearview mirror with his smile. “Chin up, Colin. Your dream girl is out there, waiting for you to find her. She might even be at the wedding tomorrow. A bridesmaid, maybe? Bridesmaids are notoriously horny at weddings.” “They are?” “Of course! They’re all dressed up, drinking champagne. They’ve just watched their bestie exchanging
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Tim trying to cheer Colin up with thoughts of horny drunk bridesmaids LOL
