From what I’ve heard, your girl didn’t demand you to put a ring on it! She just doesn’t want to feel like your hidden, guilty pleasure! And I can’t say I blame her. People don’t hide the ones they love. They shout about them from every mountaintop! So, if you’re not willing to proudly call that woman your girlfriend to everyone you know, not just to the group that’s most comfortable for you, then I think she did the right thing. Good for her.” “Who’s this?” a female voice sings out, before I’ve decided how to reply to Kat’s disemboweling of me.