What Moves the Dead (Sworn Soldier, #1)

by T. Kingfisher

“Yes,” I said, aware that I was lying. I did not want to go into that tired house dripping with fungi and architectural eyes.

LMAO ALEX SAME

“Also her lifelong unrequited passion for me, of course. So naturally I came to sweep her off her feet and take her to live in my enormous castle in Gallacia.”

“No,” said Roderick, apparently ignoring my poor attempt at humor, “no, she cannot leave here.” “That was a joke, Roderick.”

This book is ducking hiliarious

am never sure what to think of Americans. Their brashness can be charming, but just when I decide that I rather like them, I meet one that I wish would go back to America, and then perhaps keep going off the far edge, into the sea.)

Me with Trump supporters, even tho I am American. I mean technically also Canadian (I literally have Canadian citizenship SOOOOOO)

It was only when we were pinned down and I could not walk that it became harder for me to keep those dreams alive.