“I just don’t get it. We were all roommates in college. I never even suspected you two were boning!” Grace chortles happily. “It’s even better hearing it from Siri. Ooh. There’s one from Tucker.” She taps “next message.” “I always had a feeling. They kept trying so hard to act like they were platonic.” “Because we were platonic!” I growl. “Were?” my girlfriend says sweetly. “Are,” I correct. “We were and are platonic.” Another message from Dean comes in. “Sneaky bastards.”
