The Legacy (Off-Campus, #5)

by Elle Kennedy

My poor mom once had to come in for a meeting with my kindergarten teacher because I’d called another kid a “fucking shit-face.”

At every corner, ruining every important moment of your life until the day you die. And then, when you’re on your deathbed, I’ll commit suicide right before you go, just to steal your thunder. What do you think, man? How does that future sound?”

You’re gonna ask for my blessing. Aw hell. Just get it over with and ask, then. You really need to drag out the torture and make both of us uncomfortable? I’d rather be waterboarded. Goddamn it. We both know I’m going to say yes, okay? So do it already.”

“Uh, yeah. We had some, ah, vigorous intercourse the other night. Like, multiple times.” “Vigorous intercourse?” I echo, turning to sigh at him. “Really? Couldn’t find any better words?” He lifts a brow. “I was going to say I gave you a good pounding, but I figured the doc wouldn’t want to hear that.”