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SABRINA: I think the more important question is—what are Hannah and Grace gonna do now that we know their boyfriends are secretly banging in elevators? HANNAH: I feel so betrayed. ME: For real. They’ve been sleeping together this whole time and haven’t even let us watch??!?
And when your kid grows up, graduates college, gets engaged, and has a wedding of their own, I’ll be sitting there in the front row. Faking a heart attack.”
“You’re gonna ask for my blessing. Aw hell. Just get it over with and ask, then. You really need to drag out the torture and make both of us uncomfortable? I’d rather be waterboarded.
“Congratulations,” she announces with a grin. “You’re having twins.” “Twins?” I echo stupidly. “You serious, Doc?” “Twins?” I say again. “Like two?” “Two,” she confirms. Garrett’s face collapses. “I only bought one jersey.”