The Goal (Off-Campus, #4)

by Elle Kennedy

“Not exclusively. I bet Beau is there.

Im balling now. Elle kennedy is evil

“Just out of curiosity, what were the boy names?” Grace hedges, clearly fighting a smile. He cheers up again. “Well, the top contender was Garrett.”

“Uh-huh,” I say, playing along. “And what was the runner-up?” “Graham.”

My jaw drops. “Are you kidding me? I’m not naming my daughter Gigi.” Sabrina is mystified. “Why Gigi?” she asks slowly. Hannah sighs again.

hehe insert hannah and garrets daughters name

The name suddenly clicks in my head. Oh for fuck’s sake. “G.G.,” I mutter to Sabrina. “As in Garrett Graham.”

“Yes!” Garrett says in a spurt of laughter. “That is totally your fault.” He holds up the doll and waves it around tauntingly. “Show me on the doll where your brain is. Oh right, you can’t. Because you fucking decapitated it.”

you are unable to do your duty as a mother and push your baby down the vaginal canal,

That was a horrible word choic

The tallies keep racking up. Time in labor: 19 hours. Time between contractions: 60 seconds. Number of times Sabrina has threatened to kill me: 38. Number of broken bones in my hand: who knows.

I walk two more blocks, speeding up when we near an adult toy store. “And that’s a place you’ll never go into,” I say cheerfully. “Because you’re never, ever going to have sex, right, princess?”

“Good luck with that,” the man calls to me with a crooked grin. “Four daughters,” the woman confirms. “Poor Freddie over here couldn’t convince a single one of ’em to stay virgins.” I grin back. “Obviously he didn’t try hard enough. Did you consider purchasing a shotgun?”