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Not that there’s anything wrong with being a card-carrying member of the V-Club.
Chicks appreciate a nice cock shot. Trust me.”
“Uh-huh. Sure.”
“Just out of curiosity, what constitutes a ‘nice cock shot’? I mean, is it the lighting? The pose?”
“Well, the trick is, you’ve gotta keep the ba...
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“Seriously,” Dean insists. “Balls aren’t photogenic. Women don’t want to see them.”
“What are you doing?”
“Well, you were looking at me like you wanted me to kiss you.”
“So I was thinking I migh...
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Damn it. I should’ve gotten her number.
fucking duh
“Has a girl ever faked an orgasm with you?”
“I’m sorry, didn’t hear you. What was that?”
“You okay?”
“I wish I could fuck you right here.”
“Oh fuck, keep doing that, baby,”
“Rub your pussy against me.”
“So you have a talent for reading people, huh? Can you read me?”
“I haven’t quite figured you out yet.”
“Um, so…listen…I’ve never had sex before.”
At this point, I’d be thrilled if a carrier pigeon tapped its beak on my window and delivered a handwritten letter done in perfect calligraphy.
“We’re the Lorris crime syndicate.”
Lorris? As in Logan and Morris? They fucking Brangelina’d themselves?
“What is happening?” I burst out. “You guys are best friends now?”
“He’s a cool guy. Actually, he’s even cooler in my book now for ste...
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“Please. Tell me what’ll it take for you to go out with me, and I’ll do it. I’ll do anything.”
i love it when a man begs
“Anything?”
“Anything, gorgeous. Absolutely anything.”
“I just have one question,” Garrett starts.
“Really?” Tuck says. “Because I have many.”
“Go ahead. Get it out of you...
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“And dude, your package looks huge.”
“Well. Um. The thing is…” I inhale, then continue with rapid fire speed. “Imnotahockeyfan.”
“You don’t like hockey?”
“I don’t mind it as background noise—”
“Background noise?”
“Don’t worry. Whenever you want to go, say the word and we’re gone.”
I love holding her. And playing with her hair. And leaning in to kiss her neck whenever the urge strikes.
“Lie back. I want to tease you a little.”
“You okay up there?”
“Fuck. Yes. I’m more than okay.”
“Ques...
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“Hit me.”
“How do you feel about your ass?”
“Mean...
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“Meaning, if I d...
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“—are you going to freak out, or ...
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“Go with it,”
“Definitely go with it.”
“But I’m meeting up with this guy from my psych class.”
“What guy?”
