“Should I be worried that your roommate is going to walk in on us?” “No, she’s not coming home tonight. She went to some bar in town, and then she’s planning on crashing with this girl Caitlin from Kappa Beta. Which I think is a really bad idea because the last time she went out with Caitlin, they almost got arrested for public drunkenness, but then Ramona flirted with the cop and—” Logan shuts me up with another kiss. “No would have sufficed,”
oh my god?
