The Deal (Off-Campus, #1)

by Elle Kennedy

“Hey, did you know there’s One Direction on here?” “No, really?” I ooze sarcasm. “It must have downloaded itself.”

😍😍

Him: Confession: I deleted all the 1 Direction from your phone when you were in the can. You’re welcome.

Red flag

Yes, Hannah and I are friends. In fact, she’s the only female friend I’ve ever had. And yes, I want to keep being Hannah’s friend. But… I also want to sleep with her.

I decide it might be time to reevaluate my stance on girlfriends.

Besides, I don’t even know what’s happening between me and Garrett. He hasn’t brought up the whole boyfriend/girlfriend thing. I don’t know if I want to be his girlfriend.

He literally just told you that he likes you, girlfriend

Hannah has been avoiding me for days.

Bruh I hate this kind of trope… a 3rd act “break up” AND blackmail???? So frustrating

I burst into the locker room and⁠— Penises! Sweet Jesus. Penises everywhere. Horror slams into me as I register what I’m seeing. Oh God. I’ve stumbled onto a penis convention. Big penises and small penises and fat penises and penis-shaped penises. It doesn’t matter which direction I move my head because everywhere I look I see penises.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA