The Deal (Off-Campus, #1)

by Elle Kennedy

Literally blow, because I’m so fucking close I have to breathe through my nose and clench my ass cheeks to stop from exploding.

I burst into the locker room and⁠— Penises! Sweet Jesus. Penises everywhere. Horror slams into me as I register what I’m seeing. Oh God. I’ve stumbled onto a penis convention. Big penises and small penises and fat penises and penis-shaped penises. It doesn’t matter which direction I move my head because everywhere I look I see penises.