“You know what I think?” “Women aren’t supposed to think, Wellsy. That’s why your brains are smaller. Science proves it.” I slug him again, and a howl of laughter flies out of his mouth. “Jeez. I’m kidding. You know I don’t actually believe that. I worship at the shrine of womanhood.” He dons a solemn face. “Okay, tell me what you think.”
