Animals. They are so simple, so nice. They don’t care if you eat breakfast or not, if you gain five pounds or lose fifteen; they don’t even care if you eat other animals. And they won’t abandon you when you’re being a selfish, ruthless, conniving bitch, ruining the lives of everyone who loves you. They’ll just continue lolloping along, asking for nothing more than your presence and kindness, a few squeezes of affection.
