“You still haven't told me why he was here,” I state bluntly, ignoring her attempt at a scolding. Telling me not to go all “alpha male” on a guy who just saw half of my girlfriend's ass cheeks, while doing something that made her laugh that fucking laugh is like telling a dog not to piss on a tree. It’s a waste of time. She rolls her eyes, cocking her head. “What is it to you, anyway?”
