Of course, officially we at New Dawn frown on homosexuality, but it’s not a problem at our level. No one’s going to call the Minneapolis Director a dirty computer, no matter who she sleeps with! In fact, a little grit in our systems makes us stronger. We’ve been worried, to be honest, watching you hole yourself away up here. You’re a paragon of virtue, but virtue needs to bend sometimes, or it might break. You understand that, right?”