Unperfect (Unperfect, #1)

by Susie Tate

“Gruff and hard on the outside, but inside – marshmallow and kitten fur.”

“I do not like to be told when to breathe. My respiration is my business. Kindly bugger off.”

“Yaz, why do I have a stone for recharging vaginas in my house?” Max asked, which I thought was a reasonable question.

Figured that if you ever did get around to bringing an actual lady home again I wanted her vagina to be super-powered. I’ve got your back, brother mine.”

“Thanks and I know,” I told her as I watched her being licked and nuzzled on the floor of the corridor by a frantic Roger. He’d only seen her yesterday for fuck’s sake. Where was his self-respect? And why was I letting a dog get in the way of my woman. If she should be nuzzling anyone it was me, dammit.

“Stupid-naturally-thick-eyelashed bitch,”