"We should all pack up and move to Miami and buy a house where we can grow old together in true Golden Girls style." "FYI, I'm Dorothy," Mai said, rubbing sweat from her forehead. "Frankie's Blanche—of course." "Of course," I said, nodding sagely. "Does that make me Rose?" Flo asked. "Do you even have to ask?" "Wait, I'm Sophia?" Annie cried, pressing a hand to her chest in mock horror. "How dare you. How absolutely dare you."

