He may or may not have thrown one of the girls’ heels against the mirror before his ass was hauled out. What did I do? I kept the heel, of course. Shoved that shit in my bag and took it home to add to my collection of douche-bag mementos. Every time some guy or girl is a raging cunt, I steal something that represents what they did. Tuck it away and then display it in my tiny apartment in order to remind myself that it’s only me out here.
Amazing haha
