Artemis’s lips flattened. “You have an insufferable mouth, goddess.” Persephone’s lips curled. “I think that is the only thing you and Hades would agree on.” Artemis rolled her eyes and stalked away. “Ignore her,” said Hermes. “She has a stick up her vagina.” Persephone looked at the god. “It’s ass, Hermes. Stick up her ass.” He shrugged. “They’re close.” She tried not to laugh.

