Everything okay?” “Oh yeah, sure. Sure, why wouldn’t I be? I mean it doesn’t matter if you’re seeing someone. Why would it matter? It’s completely fine, and admittedly, all rather delusional that I would think you might have liked me. I mean, let’s be real. I’m not your type. I’m not anyone’s type, just between you and me. A little too loud and sunshiny for most people, which is cool. That’s just who I am; I won’t apologise. But I’m glad you’re wearing blue today. Summer periwinkle is a fabulous colour. I might go back to blue.”