“It’s obvious,” I declared. “You’re telling me all this so we can make a voodoo doll of him and make him suffer.” Oh my god, this was possibly my best idea ever. “We could follow him, and when he tries to pick up some unfortunate unsuspecting guy, we can just give him a little tap in the back of the head or stick a pin in his dick, and we’ll be watching from across the bar and we can laugh and laugh.”
Oh. My. God. This book is so freaking hilarious.
