The Royal We (Royal We, #1)
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On the front page, in the bottom right corner, a headline read, NICK SAYS NO TO POLO: “Horses Are Terrifying Beasts.” “Crikey, who did you plant that one with?” Nick asked.
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“Did you have to say ‘terrifying beasts’?” Nick frowned, examining the paper. “I don’t have to sound wimpy in these things, you know.” “Well, I was feeling colorful,” Clive hedged. “And it worked, didn’t it? Penelope is busted. Besides, everyone already thinks you’re afraid of polo.” “I’m allergic to horses!” Nick yelped.
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“Look, this one uses the royal we. ‘We do love you ever so much.’ That’s about as romantic as an appendectomy.”
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This is typical Freddie. He throws parties where a simple tantrum would’ve been sufficient.)
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“Happy Thanksgiving,” he said softly. “I’m so in love with you,” I blurted.
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“I know you’re the heir and I’m the spare, Knickers, but that doesn’t mean you’re also meant to be my nanny,” Freddie said. “Let me have my fun.”
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Marj’s equivalent on Richard’s staff was a heavy-lidded fiftysomething man called Barnes, who had a coiffure so elaborate it made Donald Trump look like he suffered from alopecia.
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My soul married yours that first night at Windsor, and while I’ll be the king of this country someday, every day I will be your servant.”
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“Paddington Larchmont-Kent-Smythe, your tantric pupil is a bastard,” Bea is saying into her phone. “I want you to take his laptop and run it over with your car and then call me immediately.”