The Ex Hex

by Erin Sterling

the best cure for anything was candles and a bath,

True

Maybe she and Gwyn could do face masks or something. Have another drink or five. Listen to Taylor Swift.

Perfect evening

For one, it was Wales, so rain literally came with the territory,

“You almost ran your ex-boyfriend over with a car, and then left him lying in the literal dirt on the side of the road. It is such a big deal, you absolute queen.”

if we could actually place curses on people, that bitch who always gives me whole milk when I ask for soy at Coffee Cauldron would be a dead woman by now,”

Mood

“The Full Potter,” he repeated. “Not finding out you’re a witch until you’re older, not growing up with it. ‘Yer a witch, Vivi,’ that sort of thing.”