“Mum, the answer is the same as it has been for your last five questions: because magic. You want to know why? Because a wizard did it, that’s why. And that wizard is me. I’m the wizard. Magic is real and I have it. I’m a magic man.” He conjured his sinister dagger of red crystal and black obsidian. “See this?” he continued his rant. “This is my magic knife. Don’t touch it because it’ll kill you super dead. Why? Because it’s magic.” He casually tossed the blade away and it vanished in the air. He then tossed his sunglasses aside in the same manner. “My eyes turned silver yesterday. That’s just
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