“Chocolates, wine, cheese…” “Wow! I’m on my way—” “You can’t, I’m going out…” “Oh. Where?” “Don’t you think it’s weird? There was no card.” “No, that’s not weird…people forget to include a card all the time.” “I guess.” “You’ll probably realise who it is in a couple of days.” I give myself an internal shake. “You’re right. It’s only that I feel rude not thanking someone… What are you doing?”
Y'all. This isn't normal.
