The Bodyguard

by Katherine Center

“One,” Robby said, “you work all the time.” Okay. He also worked all the time. But fine. “Two,” Robby went on, “you’re not fun, you know? You’re so serious every minute.” Um. Holy shit. How do you argue with that? “And three,” Robby said with anticipation, like we were really getting to the clincher, “you’re a bad kisser.”

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