Where We Found Our Home (Lost & Found, #1)

by Natasha Bishop

And they’ll be rewarded for their efforts with a bullet between the eyes or some other brutal death.

😭 well damn

Usually I would sleep for a good eight hours before rejoining society, but my niece, Nevaeh, called and asked me to visit her at my sister’s coffee shop today, and I can’t ever say no to her.

Yeah I knew that would be his sister

She fakes a cough, and I brace myself. “I mean it’s the chumminess between you and my brother for me.”

Messsssy

Your place is pitiful. You barely have any furniture.

Not the crazy man in her house 😭

Sasha: Did you tell Ciara that Mom will probably beg you guys to pick Nigerian middle names for your future kids?

😭😂 excuse me

I imagine Ciara’s belly swollen with our child, and the thought is not so scary.

Whoa there champ

“This is Lieutenant Cole.

Oooo lieutenant

“That’s the best fucking part. He knew that so he went into the bathroom, started a literal trash can fire, and then ran out and pulled the fire alarm so when the cameras showed he was the one to do it he had a legitimate reason for doing so.

😭😂 actually insane

Do you know what I had to do today? I set a fire. I’ve never set a fire in my entire fucking life.

Crazy mcCrazy

Lincoln: LOL but you’re giving me Blanche vibes with ‘hot and bothered’ so now I’m really getting started

Just sick 😭

“I’m not gonna tell her the story of how this band of idiots came to be. We made a deal. She knows that and judges me mercilessly for it. But some poor unfortunate souls have to settle for you jackasses for the story to come out.”

😭 am I gonna have to wait 2 more books for this story