"They're beautiful," I blurted out. "Are there more?" I stepped forward and he flinched, backing up almost into my bedside drawers. "I know they can be shocking." I knew one thing in all my time at the theater—never laugh at a cock. And it wasn't the cock I wanted to laugh at, it was beautiful and perfectly long and thick, but the enormous and skittish orc who was suddenly shy at revealing his elaborately decorated member.
